I know this might be an obvious one but bear with me. The aim of the game right now is to find you a spot to get your pocket pussy out of sight. This could include:

 - In your closet

 - In your bedside table drawer

 - In your nightstand drawer

Anything that closes is a step in the right direction. Though we can one-up this. Ever accidentally pulled out your drawer before and must annoyingly line up both sides of it jamming your fingers in the process? We’ll know we can utilise that gap between your bottom draw and floor. This is a great hiding spot as it is only accessible by completely removing your bottom drawer, which most people aren’t going to do, so it’s a great way to prevent someone from casually stumbling onto your pocket pussy.

Another obvious spot is under your bed, no surprise here. But be wary to place your pocket pussy inside of a box first (people often use shoe boxes) to avoid it from directly contacting your dusty carpet, dirty tiles or hardwood floor.

Another one? On top of your shelves or cupboards is a universal hiding spot as they are usually tall enough that no one casually walking by will see your hidden pocket pussy hidden up there. You could even place something in front of your sex toys to block them from showing.

Think hard and creatively here. Are there any places in your home where people just don’t look, or things people just don’t use? For example, maybe in a cabinet in the kitchen that has a salad bowl or cake containers, things people aren’t likely to use. Put your sex toy inside! Now we're starting to think outside the box, the box that is your room that is.

Think of anything that has an “inside”, something that you could potentially place your pocket pussy (with a box or bag) inside of. Think of your shoes, suitcases, old backpacks, a hollowed-out book, pillow, stuffed toys, pockets of your jacket hanging up in your closet (it isn’t called a “pocket” pussy for nothing), really think and be creative. 

Here are a few examples to get you inspired:

A gym bag is a safe space to store larger sex toys when you're not using the bag at the gym. When hidden in your gym bag, your toy will effectively be completely hidden as no one will suspect it to contain a sex toy! 

A suitcase, nearly everyone has one or two pieces of luggage, and what on earth would anyone be doing looking through, what they imagine to be, an empty suitcase? Wherever you keep your suitcase, place your sex toys inside, and perhaps a few layers of old clothes or other items to be even more conspicuous. You could even keep it locked with a padlock!

A mailing or poster tube, stick it in there, making sure to wrap a poster around it and keep some paper at the bottom of the tube to keep your toy from going all the way in.

Almost no one will go through the contents of your things, making basically inside anything a good space to keep your sex toy hidden.

Make it fly under the radar, use what you know about human behavior to hide sex toys in plain sight.

If you want to hide your sex toy collection, there's no better way to do it than right in plain sight, but the main thing is to own it! 

I know we all want to go IDGAF anymore and leave your sex toys out for the world to see, but if you're not at that level yet, you could put your sex toys in, say, a box and place it on your table, most people won’t glance at it twice and will never realise it’s even there.

You could even put your pocket pussy in a firm pencil case which is super portable and can be left anywhere (just hope no one asks you for a pencil).

Put simply if you're creative enough and resourceful enough with your surroundings (keeping the things we mentioned above in mind) you can essentially hide sex toys anywhere.

As mentioned before, you should never hide or store your pocket pussy anywhere moist, dirty, hot or in direct sunlight. Therefore, the last place you'd want to store your sex toys is under your leaky sink or in the bathroom, where it can get pretty steamy and extremely humid.

So, you’ve decided to put your pocket pussy in your drawer. Then one day one of your parents finds it.

In modern times, most parents won’t even comment on it as most adults have their own sex toys too but hidden away from you.

But if they do question you just use these two reasons:

1) It stops you from getting anyone pregnant

2) It prevents you from getting STIs and STDs

Initially, they’ll be shocked by the find and your responses but in time they’ll come to realise the sense in your answers.

This could even be a good thing for you, as they’ll usually now question you less and might even give you more privacy. Respect is a two-way street.

So, you have a pocket pussy, that’s perfectly natural and healthy and it’s okay to prefer to hide it away from prying eyes than have a family member or maintenance guy question you about it. Wherever you choose to safely store your sex toys just be sure to keep it in a dry place, hence away from moisture, away from direct sunlight and heat and not contacting contaminants.

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