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How To Make A Pocket Pussy

If you didn’t already know, there are many health benefits to masturbating. Masturbating can (and this is by no means an exhaustive list):

  • Boost your mood
  • Help you fall asleep
  • Provide you better sleep
  • Help you learn about your sexuality
  • Prevent premature ejaculation
And of course, orgasms feel freakin’ amazing!
Using your hand is a satisfactory, at most, way to get yourself off, though there are many other ways men can level up their solo sessions to the next level of sexual pleasure. To be more specific, today we are talking about male masturbators such as pocket pussies.
We get it, adult toys can get a bit pricey at times and this is backed up by the tens of thousands of people searching online for some variant of “how to make a pocket pussy” or “how to make a homemade pocket pussy” even “how to make a DIY pocket pussy”.
That’s why you’re here right?
No worries, today we are going to go through every single homemade/DIY pocket pussy method there is on the internet! All in this one blog article to save you the trouble. So you can make your very own homemade sex toys today from everyday household items!
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Be advised, our key takeaways from reading through and watching hours of homemade pocket pussy content and scrolling through over a decade worth of DIY pocket pussies (you’re welcome) is that:
  • Hand towels
  • Latex gloves
  • Lotion
  • Rubber bands
  • Sponges
Come up a lot!

 

Pro tips

  • If your DIY sex toy involves a small towel, you can easily soak the towel in warm water for a more realistic feeling homemade toy. With that said, always be mindful of the temperature of your contraptions, consider doing a skin test on your hand before putting anything onto your manhood.
  • You can use some duck or electrical tape in place of rubber bands for increased durability on any of your DIY sex toys.

 

If you’re planning to create your very own homemade pocket pussy, which you very likely are, be sure to keep these precautions in mind:

  • If you’re allergic to latex, don’t use latex gloves (nitrate gloves are a good alternative).
  • Don’t make the rubber bands too tight.
  • Never use oil-based lubricants with latex condoms or gloves, the oil degrades latex and could lead to tears in the material.
  • Keep in mind, that damp sponges and towels will likely smell and go mouldy over time, therefore, any homemade sex toy isn’t ideal for the long term.
  • Ensure all sharp edges are completely covered (paper or plastic can deliver nasty cuts if not properly covered and avoided).
  • Never use glass to make a pocket pussy.

 

Lubrication is Essential

Whether you’re using a DIY pocket pussy, an actual pocket pussy or any sex toy for that matter, lube is essential. All sex toys, especially artificial vaginas, will NOT produce natural lubrication and without lubrication, it’s very easy to chafe and injure your penis very quickly.

The friction created within a pocket pussy when NOT properly lubricated will cause nasty burns, irritation even tears, all of which things you don’t want to occur on your penis.

So always keep some lubrication at hand, even some hand lotion is better than nothing, to avoid any embarrassing trips to the ER.

TLDR: No artificial vagina produces natural lubrication, make sure you have some on hand! 

Water based lube is always a popular choice.

 

The Benefits Of A DIY Male Masturbation Sex Toy

The main advantage of homemade pocket pussies is that they are more discreet and more easily disassembled than store-bought male adult toys.

The only disadvantage of purchasing a toy such as a pocket pussy is that it is obviously a sex toy.

 

How To Make Your Homemade Pocket Pussy

To put it simply, for a homemade pocket pussy you’ll want a lubed-up sleeve/chamber surrounded by something soft, yet sturdy.

We’ve collated the best DIY male masturbator toys for you to choose from based on the items you have on hand. That doesn't mean you have to stick to one homemade masturbator though! Try a few of them until you find the perfect one for you!

Ready?

 

1) A Plastic Jug

For this one you’ll need:

  • One 1L Plastic Cup (or something similar)
  • One Rubber Glove
  • Two Large Foam Sponges
  • Three Rubber Bands
  • Hand Lotion / Lube

 

Method: 

Step 1)Place a rubber glove between two large sponges (lengthways), making sure to leave about 1½ inches (3.8cm) of the open end sticking out.
Step 2) Grasp the assembled sponges with both of your hands and insert them all the way down into the 1L plastic cup (or your container of choosing).
NOTE: you may have to cut the sponges to fit perfectly into your container.
Step 3) Fold the opening of the glove around the rim of your container.
Step 4) Secure the glove with a few elastic bands.
Step 5) Apply some hand lotion or lube to the inside of the hole.
Homemade DIY Pocket Pussy made with a plastic jug | SxDolled

2) A Pringles Can

For this one you’ll need:

  • Three Plastic Bags
  • One Pringles Can
  • Two Sponges
  • Three Rubber Bands
  • One Latex Glove
  • Hand Lotion / Lube

 

Method: 

  1. Stuff three (or however many you prefer) plastic bags into a Pringles can to create a base for the sponges to sit on.
  2. Place a latex glove in between two sponges, leaving about 1½ inches (3.8cm) of the open end sticking out.
  3. Grasp the sponges with both hands and slot them into the Pringles can.
  4. Fold the opening of the glove over the rim of the Pringles can.
  5. Use three rubber bands to secure the glove in place.
  6. Apply some hand lotion or lube into the opening of the glove.
  7. Have fun.

3) A Pool Noodle

For this one you’ll need:

  • One Pool Noodle
  • One Sharp Knife
  • One Rubber Glove
  • Three Rubber Bands
  • Hand Lotion / Lube
  • Gummy Bears / Gummy Worms / Skittles [Optional]

 

Method: 

Step 1) Slice the pool noodle to a length that is 1inch longer than yourself.
Step 2) Slice the pool noodle (longways) into two equal halves.
Step 3) [OPTIONAL] Slice Slits into the interior walls of both halves and place gummy bears, gummy worms, skittles, or a combination of them into the slits.
Step 4) Place a rubber glove between the two halves of the pool noodle.
Step 5) Fold the opening of the glove over the pool noodle and secure it with three rubber bands.
Step 6) Apply some hand lotion or lube into the opening of the rubber glove.
Step 7) Enjoy.
Homemade DIY Pocket Pussy made from a pool noodle | SxDolled

4) A Folded Hand Towel

For this one you’ll need:

 

  • One Hand Towel
  • One Latex Glove
  • Three Rubber Bands
  • Hand Lotion / Lube

Method: 

  1. Fold a hand towel in half.
  2. Simply roll upward the halved hand towel a third of the remaining shape at a time.
  3. Place a latex glove at one end of the now-folded towel leaving 1inch hanging out.
  4. Fold the towel over the other side of the glove.
  5. Fold the opening of the glove over the hand towel.
  6. Use three rubber bands to secure the glove and hold the hand towel in place.
  7. Apply hand lotion or lube to the opening of the latex glove.
  8. Have fun.

Homemade DIY Pocket Pussy made from a hand towel | SxDolled

 

5) A Rolled-Up Hand Towel

For this one you’ll need:

  • One Hand Towel
  • One Latex Glove
  • Three Rubber Bands
  • One Cylindrical Tube (such as a tube of lotion)
  • Hand Lotion / Lube

Method: 

Step 1) Fold a hand towel once or twice (depending on the size of your towel) in half.
Step 2) Place the cylindrical tube into the latex glove.
Step 3) Now place the glove (with the tube inside) at the end of the hand towel, making sure you leave 1½ inches (3.8cm) hanging out.
Step 4) Roll the towel with the glove inside upwards.
Step 5) As you are rolling, fold the edges of the glove around the hand towel.
Step 6) Pull the tube out of the rolled towel.
Step 7) Use three rubber bands to secure the rolled towel and glove in place.
Step 8) Apply hand lotion or lube to the opening of the glove.
Step 9) Enjoy.
Homemade DIY Pocket Pussy made from a hand towel 2 | SxDolled

6) A Rolled-Up Hand Towel & Cup

Another Hand towel one?

Yes, another one!

For this one you’ll need:

  • One Hand Towel
  • One Big & Sturdy Plastic Cup
  • One Rubber Glove
  • Two Rubber Bands
  • Hand Lotion / Lube

 

Method: 

  1. Fold your hand towel in half lengthways.
  2. Take a rubber glove and align it with the folded edge of the towel, making sure to keep about 2 inches (5cm) of the glove’s open-end sticking out.
  3. Roll the towel with the glove inside (making sure not to roll too tight for a good fit).
  4. Fit the rolled towel, with the glove inside, into a big plastic cup.
  5. Pull the glove opening over the rim of the cup.
  6. Apply two rubber bands to secure the glove to the cup.
  7. Apply some hand lotion or lube to the glove opening.
  8. Have fun.

 

7) Three Pairs of Socks

A sock masturbator is even easier to make than a towel masturbator.

For this sock masturbator you’ll need:

  • Three Pairs Of Sports Socks
  • One Latex Glove
  • Three Rubber Bands
  • Hand Lotion / Lube

Method: 

Step 1) Fold the toe section of two pairs of socks inwards.
Step 2) Turn one of the pairs of socks around (so that the folded section is now facing down).
Step 3) Lay a latex glove on the turned pair of socks making sure to leave 1½ inches (3.8cm) of the glove sticking out.
Step 4) Place the second pair of socks on top of the glove, aligned with the other pair of socks, making sure the folded side is up.
Step 5) Pull the glove opening over the folded sections of the socks.
Step 6) Using a third pair of socks, wrap the centre of your “glove sandwich” on both sides, adjusting here to a tightness you’d like.
Step 7) Use three rubber bands to secure everything into place.
Step 8) Apply hand lotion or lube to the glove opening.
Step 9) Have fun.
Homemade DIY Pocket Pussy made with three pairs of socks | SxDolled

8) Toilet Paper Roll

If you’re careful with this one you could probably still use the toilet paper while you’re on the loo afterwards.

For this one you’ll need:

  • One Toilet Paper Roll
  • Four Rubber Bands
  • One Latex Glove
  • Hand Lotion / Lube

 

Method: 

  1. Place a latex glove through the centre of a toilet paper roll.
  2. Remove the cardboard tube of the toilet paper roll, leaving the glove in place.
  3. Stretch the latex glove over the toilet paper roll.
  4. Use rubber bands to secure the glove and toilet paper roll in place.
  5. Apply a healthy amount of hand lotion or lubricant.
  6. Enjoy.

 

Homemade DIY Pocket Pussy made with a toilet paper roll | SxDolled

9) A Banana Masturbator

This is a super simple one.

For this one you’ll need:

  • One Fresh Banana
  • One Sharp Knife
  • Hand Lotion / Lube [Optional]

Method: 

Step 1) Cut one end of the banana off with a knife.
Step 2) Gentle squeeze out the fruit until you’re left with just the peel.
Step 3) [Optional] Apply some hand lotion or lube to the opening of the banana.
Step 4) Have Fun.

The “Fifi”

For this one you’ll need:

  • Three Latex Gloves
  • One Medium Towel
  • Four Rubber Bands
  • Hand Lotion / Lube

 

Method: 

  1. Fill Two latex gloves up with warm water and tie the ends off of both of them.
  2. Place one of the filled-up gloves onto a towel.
  3. Place the third empty glove on the filled-up glove leaving 2 inches (5cm) out.
  4. Place the second filled up glove on top of the empty glove.
  5. Wrap all around the gloves with a towel.
  6. Pull the opening of the glove over the towel.
  7. Use rubber bands to secure and tighten the glove to the towel.
  8. Apple hand lotion or lube.
  9. Enjoy.
Homemade DIY FIFI | SxDolled

11) A Toy Plush

This is a simple and cheap one.

For this one you’ll need:

  • A toy plush of your choosing
  • A pair of scissors
  • Condoms

 

Method: 

Step 1) Cut a hole into the plush.
Step 2) That’s, have fun (we recommend using a condom with this one for increased comfort and repeated use.

12) Floral/Water Beads

This is also a super simple one.

For this one you’ll need:

  • A Plastic Cup
  • Floral/Water Beads
  • A Latex Glove
  • Three Rubber Bands
  • Hand Lotion / Lube

 

Method: 

  1. Fill up a plastic sup ž of the way with floral/water beads.
  2. Place a latex glove through the middle and all the way down the beads in the cup.
  3. Pull the opening of the glove over the rim of the plastic cup.
  4. Secure the glove in place with some elastic bands.
  5. Apple hand lotion or lube to the opening of the gloves.
  6. Enjoy.

 

Homemade DIY Pocket Pussy made with water beads | SxDolled

13) The Pillow Pump

Although this one isn’t exactly a homemade masturbation tool, we thought we’d include it anyway because it carries the same spirit.

This one is a teenager classic.

For this one you’ll need:

  • Your mattress
  • A Pillow
  • Condoms
  • A Latex Glove
  • Hand Lotion / Lube

Method: 

Step 1) Place some hand lotion or lube on your erect penis and then into a latex glove
OR
Put on a condom.
Step 2) Place your penis on the edge of your mattress.
Step 3) Place a pillow on top of your penis.
Step 4) Enjoy.

 

In addition to this, the same effect can be achieved with the same method between two cushions of a couch (just make sure it’s not the couch in the living room or you might have some explaining to do when someone walks in on you).

14) A Foam Football

For this one you’ll need:

  • A Foam Football
  • A Latex Glove / Plastic Bag
  • Electrical or Duct Tape
  • A Sharp Knife
  • Hand Lotion / Lube

 

Method: 

  1. Slice off one end of the football about 1 inch in from the tip with a knife.
  2. Cut a slit right through the middle of the foam with a knife (making sure it’s longer and wider than your erect penis).
  3. Insert the latex glove inside the slit (it helps here if you use a wooden spoon or something with a rigid handle to help push the glove in).
  4. Pull the cuff of the glove over the foam football.
  5. Tape the glove to the football.
  6. Add some hand lotion or lube to the opening of the glove.
  7. Have fun.

NOTE: If you find this one a little tight you can try widening the slit.

Homemade DIY Pocket Pussy with a foam ball | SxDolled

15) Bubble Wrap and Sponges

For this one you’ll need:

  • Two Medium Sponges
  • Bubble wrap
  • Three Rubber Bands
  • 1L Soda Bottle [Optional]
  • Duct Tape [Optional]
  • Hand Lotion / Lube

Method: 

Step 1) [Optional] Take a 1L soda bottle and cut the top off.
Step 2) Layout your bubble wrap.
Step 3) Lay two sponges on the bubble wrap leaving a 1-2inche gap between the two sponges.
Step 4) Wrap over and under the sponges with the bubble wrap.
Step 5) Fold the two sponges over like a sandwich.
Step 6) Use rubber bands to secure everything together.
Step 7) [Optional] Place the whole product into the cut soda bottle, duct taping it in place.
Step 8) Apply some hand lotion or lube to the opening between the sponges.
Step 9) Enjoy.
Homemade DIY Pocket Pussy made with sponges and bubble wrap | SxDolled

16) Plush/Pillow Stuffing in a Bottle

Similar to the “Toy Plush” but in a bottle!

For this one you’ll need:

  • A Plush Or Pillow With Stuffing
  • A 1L Plastic Bottle
  • A Latex Glove
  • Three Rubber Bands
  • Hand Lotion / Lube

 

Method: 

  1. Take a 1L plastic bottle and cut the top off.
  2. Take an unwanted pillow or stuffed toy and take out its stuffing.
  3. Layout the stuffing like a sheet.
  4. Place a latex glove on the edge of the stuffing, leaving 1-2 inches of the cuff hanging out.
  5. Roll the glove up with the stuffing.
  6. Place the stuffing, with the glove inside, into the cut bottle.
  7. Pull the cuff of the glove over the rim of the bottle.
  8. Use three rubber bands to secure the glove to the bottle.
  9. Apply some hand lotion or lube to the opening of the glove.
  10. Have fun.

 

Homemade DIY Pocket Pussy made with pillow stuffing SxDolled

17) A Cucumber Masturbator

Perhaps the hardest part about this one, besides you, is finding a cucumber big enough to accommodate the size of your erect penis.

This one is similar to the “Banana Masturbator”.

For this one you’ll need:

 

  • A Large Room Temperature Cucumber
  • Duct Tape
  • A Sharp Knife
  • Hand Lotion / Lube

 

Method: 

Step 1) Using a knife slice off the end of the cucumber.
Step 2) Slice the cucumber in half longways.
Step 3) Slice and scrape out the inner cucumber flesh.
Step 4) Secure the two halves together with some duct tape (making sure to accommodate the chamber to your penis.
Step 5) [Optional] Apply some hand lotion or lube to the opening of the cucumber.
Step 6) Enjoy.

18) Any Melon

We would be here all day listing out all the different fruit you can penetrate at home.

Essentially, any melon could do the job.

Take a small watermelon, for example, using a knife cut a long hole in it and voila, an extremely simple and easy homemade pocket pussy.

Remember to apply some hand lotion or lube to the opening of the melon if needed.

Just be careful with any sharp seeds before sticking your penis in there.

19) A Hot Water Bottle Sandwich

This one’s great if you already have hot water bottles because they can be a little pricey, if not you’re probably better off choosing another homemade pocket pussy on this list.

For this one you’ll need:

  • Two Hot Water Bottles
  • A Latex Glove
  • Duct Tape
  • Hand Lotion / Lube

 

Method: 

Step 1) Take two hot water bottles and fill them both up with warm water.
Step 2) Place a latex glove on one of the hot water bottles with the edge of the glove cuff lining up with the edge of the hot water bottle.
Step 3) Lay the second hot water bottle on top of the glove, like a sandwich.
Step 4) Duct tape the hot water bottles together (not too tightly).
Step 5) Apply some hand lotion or lube to the opening of the glove.
Step 6) Have Fun.

20) Sandwich Bag and Mattress

A classic technique.

This one depends on your type of bedframe. So only attempt this one if you’re sure you won’t injure yourself, say from a wooden frame.

For this one you’ll need:

  • A Sandwich Bag
  • Your Mattress
  • Hand Lotion / Lube

 

Method: 

  1. Fill a sandwich bag with hand lotion or lube (it’s best if you rub some on your erect penis too).
  2. Lift your mattress.
  3. Place the sandwich bag under your mattress with the open end out.
  4. Enjoy. 

21) Just Bubble Wrap

Another super simple one.

For this one you’ll need:

  • Bubble wrap
  • A Small Towel [Optional]
  • Hand Lotion / Lube

 

Method: 

Step 1) Put a healthy amount of hand lotion or lube on your erect penis.
Step 2) Put a healthy amount of hand lotion or lube on some bubble wrap.
Step 3) Wrap the bubble wrap around your penis.
Step 4) [Optional] wrap a towel around the bubble wrap.
Step 5) Have fun.

 

Homemade DIY Pocket Pussy made with just bubble wrap | SxDolled

22) Bucket Pussy

For this one you’ll need:

  • One small bucket (or a container wider than a Pringles can)
  • Four Balloons
  • One Latex Glove
  • Duct Tape
  • Hand Lotion / Lube

 

Method: 

  1. Place four balloons equally spread apart in a small bucket (with the inflation holes hanging off the bucket).
  2. Slightly inflate the balloons equally (if not equal let out a little air).
  3. Place a latex glove through the middle of the inflated balloons (with the cuff hanging outwards).
  4. Inflate your balloons to your desired tightness and tie off their ends.
  5. Tape the ends of the balloons to the outside of the bucket.
  6. Stretch the glove cuff over the rim of the bucket.
  7. Tape and secure the glove to the bucket with duct tape.
  8. Apply hand lotion or lube to the opening of the glove.
  9. Enjoy. 

23) Silicone Pussy

This one takes a long time to produce, but that just makes this homemade pocket pussy all the more sweeter.

For this one you’ll need:

  • A Wax Candle
  • A Sharp Knife
  • Silicone Sealant
  • Hand lotion / Lube

 

Method: 

Step 1) Measure the girth and length of your penis against the candle.
Step 2) Draw mark lines into the candle with a girth approximately 25% less than your penis.
Step 3) Slice the candle off at the marked lines.
Step 4) Repeat steps 2-3 on the remaining two sides.
Step 5) Smoothen then resulting rectangular-shaped candle into a carrot-like narrow shape.
Step 6) [Optional] Cut notches into the candle to add texture to the mold.
Step 7) Cover the candle in silicone sealant at a thickness of about an inch (2.5cm)
Step 8) Leave the silicone to dry for several weeks until it has completely dried.
Step 9) Remove the candle from the interior of the silicone.
Step 10) Apply hand lotion or lube to the interior of the silicone sleeve.
Step 11) Enjoy.

24) A Water Wiggler

This one is self-explanatory. It’s a plastic tube filled with water, sometimes jelly.

Just apply some hand lotion or lube and get cracking.

25) Cornstarch

"It's the closest thing to a real fleshlight", not quite.

Whilst you’ve been looking around on how to make a homemade fleshlight you may have come across the DIY cornstarch fleshlight. It’s a clever idea but unfortunately, it doesn’t work.

Instructions appeared online a few years ago instructing people to mix cornstarch and water in a glass cup, microwave the solution, create a hole, and finally microwave the solution again.

The final product is lackluster, to say the least. It’s neither sturdy nor comfortable and can often solidify making it completely unusable.

DON’T TRY THIS ONE AT HOME.

 

Too Much Of A Hassle?

I know some of these can take a bit of work to produce. Others cost just as much as just buying a pocket pussy!

If you want an affordable male masturbation sex toy that is a LOT cheaper than a fleshlight, consider picking up a pocket pussy from us.

Just because you can’t or aren’t willing to splash some cash on a Fleshlight doesn’t mean you should miss out on quality sex toys.

Sure, using your hand is great but why not try a toy produced specifically for the job? Not a roll of toilet paper and some rubber bands.

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One day I came to home and I saw that my brother is fucking a watermelon.

Jessica

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